It’s not YOUR Country! It Never Was!
The latest racist rant to go viral happened right here in New York city—Manhattan—a place that, on the outside at least, doesn’t look like it would have many racists. It’s a global city which welcomes...
View ArticleAn Open Letter from Jesus to Conservatives
This article comes to me by The Prophet Benjamin: in his own words.The Spirit of the Lord came to me in a dream, and Jesus anointed me to preach the good news to the poor and suffering—and to the...
View ArticleFranklin Graham and the Real Sin Jesus came to Abolish
In 2015, former President Jimmy Carter gave an interview to HuffPost Live saying that ‘Jesus would probably embrace same-sex marriage.’ According to the Advocate, Breitbart, for some reason, dug up...
View Article9/11 Remembrance from Flight 11
It's hard to believe that it was seventeen-years ago today that the United States was attacked by terrorists on U.S. soil in a big way.I was living in Seattle at the time and received a call from my...
View ArticleAre Evangelicals “The Cult of Donald Trump”?
It was the most disgusting and bizarre thing I’ve ever heard a presidential candidate say: “I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”...
View ArticleSarah Huckabee Sanders and Morality... Versus Humanity!
So Sarah Huckabee Sanders is sick of being “lectured” by Democrats."I mean honestly, it's very hard at this point to even take a lecture from Democrats on what is moral and what isn't. People who are...
View ArticleKnock Knock Knocking on Heaven’s Wall: Grocery Mailers, Sodomites, and a New...
These are the days that everything has become partisan. Even grocery stores have become opinionated and one-sided, as a grocer in Arkansas recently demonstrated. In February, Mac’s Cashsaver published...
View ArticleIt’s Time to Clean up Our Language: The Comments Section is Splintering Us!
It seems to me that liberals are fracturing into smaller and smaller tribes in a time where we can’t afford to be doing so. The most obvious problem we face is that we have a problem with words in our...
View ArticleJesus’ Manifesto vs the White Supremacist Manifesto
New Zealand is now faced with a profound tragedy, as you’ve no doubt already heard. Before his attack on two mosques, the white terrorist, like so many before him, created his own manifesto so that the...
View ArticleJesus' Manifesto Part II: Don't be a Douche
What was meant to be a simple article on Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, aka Jesus’ Manifesto became far more involved than I had originally intended. As I mentioned, Matthew 5-7; the Sermon on the Mount,...
View ArticleHaters Gonna Hate: Rep. Borowicz’s Murderous Prayer
It is often said by Evangelicals: “They hate us because we’re Christian.” It’s the rallying call of the current president and his minions (sorry, supporters). Yet at the exact same time, they lash out...
View ArticleJesus is NOT the Answer, and Your Prayers are Killing Our Children
It’s the refrain of the Evangelical: “Thoughts and prayers.” Whenever something terrible happens, the first thing they want to do is offer their prayers. And when things seem far too out of control,...
View ArticleSith Lord Franklin Graham Tweets on Morality
In the Star Wars saga, Darth Vader knew he was on the Dark Side. His Master, Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious, knew he was on the Dark Side. The Sith Lords knew they were on the Dark Side. They made...
View ArticleThe Deadly Ideology Behind the “Pro-Life” Movement
By now everyone knows about the new Alabama law that just effectively banned abortion.I don’t often comment on the issue of abortion because, for me, it’s complex and I don’t feel at all qualified....
View ArticleBigots Say the Darndest Things: Why we need Gay Pride
June is Pride month. Where gay and straight alike celebrate sexuality in its many forms, and pursue the right to live without harassment because of the way sexuality expresses itself in the individual....
View ArticleClimate Change Will Make Your Kids Gay: How to get Evangelicals to Accept...
Author’s note: it has become increasingly obvious that Climate Change is a real problem, and no matter what we say or do about it, Evangelicals refuse to accept it as real. No amount of science or data...
View ArticleIt’s the Gun, Stupid
Here we go again. Another mass shooting. TWO mass shootings, only thirteen hours apart. Human carnage litters our streets, shopping malls, schools, and coffee shops just to name a few. And yet our...
View Article9-11: In Remembrance of Flight 11
It's hard to believe that it was eighteen-years ago today that the United States came under a major attacked, on U.S. soil by terrorists.I was living in Seattle at the time and received a call from my...
View ArticlePaula White vs. God’s Throne
Trump’s “spiritual adviser,” Paula White, has recently claimed she stood in “God’s Throne Room.” In Heaven, she stood face to face with the Big Guy himself, and saw his blurry face. If true, it would...
View ArticleI’m not Responsible for the Coronavirus!
At first, I used to joke about it. sometimes I used the topic in my standup comedy. In fact, just a couple of weeks ago I tried out a bit:I don’t think the coronavirus will hurt me cause I’m basically...
View ArticleWhy Evangelicals Seek to Kill Us!
After weeks of watching Evangelicals insist they’re going to continue to hold weekly Sunday services, especially on Easter, I’ve started to wonder if they haven’t reinterpreted the verse: “Go into all...
View ArticleJesus is NOT the Answer to our Racist Problem
As the anger on the streets of our cities heats up over the policing of America’s black citizens, it’s become clear that way too many people are too apathetic to really care about the black struggle.....
View ArticleJesus' Example of how Racism Works
My Facebook feed is filled with so many varying opinions that I sometimes get whiplash reading it. However, there’s one type of post that is simply making me crazy at the moment. And that’s the New...
View ArticleJ.K. Rowling and the Unpardonable Sin
Autor’s note: this is an opinion piece, more so that most of my writings because my knowledge of the subject is highly limited—not by choice, and I listen to all those I can.I grew up in a...
View ArticleWhite 'isn't' a Power
If there’s one thing that people who know me can tell you: I’m white. Seriously white. I recently took a DNA test through Ancestry.com and learned that I was even whiter than most people thought. I’m...
View ArticleCan We ever Forgive Evangelicals for Trying to Kill Us?
I thought about the title to this article for a long time. Would people think it’s clickbait? Is it clickbait? Is it hyperbole… even egregious hyperbole? The honest answer is, “I don’t think so.” But I...
View ArticleFranklin Graham Completely Missed God!
Confession time. I didn’t watch a single video of the Democratic National Convention either on television, YouTube, or any other form of social media. But I read the transcripts. I find it a lot easier...
View ArticleWill American Ever Find Compassion?
These are weird and scary times. We have an extremely unpopular president who is systematically undermining our Constitution and everything our Founding Fathers (and Mothers) thought America should be…...
View ArticleAre Evangelicals “The Cult of Donald Trump”?
It was the most disgusting and bizarre thing I’ve ever heard a presidential candidate say: “I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”...
View ArticleIs Donald Trump another Evolutionary Catastrophe?
Three billion years ago on planet Earth, a form of photosynthesizing algae evolved, which used water as a form of energy and produced oxygen as a waste byproduct. This resulted in the rise in the...
View ArticleReligious Persecution Playground Style
I came across an interesting article in a magazine I’ve not seen before, “The Conversationalist.” The title of the article, “Why do so many evangelicals continue to deny that Biden won the election?”...
View ArticleCan America/Religion Survive Evangelicals
Donald Trump: he slept with a porn star while his third wife gave birth to his fifth son. He admitted, on camera, to grabbing women in their private parts—and getting away with it. He bragged about...
View ArticleJesus Saves—but Christ is Killing Us
We’re in a tough spot here in the United States. In the midst of a pandemic, millions of Evangelicals are saying they won’t get the vaccine against Covid-19, putting our lives, and our national...
View ArticleDoes Richard Dawkins Care About Life?
Richard Dawkins has been in the news a lot lately, and most of it has been negative. Fist he went after trans people, and then in an interview he was asked about a previous tweet where recommended...
View ArticlePrayer means more than Praying
I came upon this story from the Friendly Atheist podcast. It seems that the mayor of Shreveport Louisiana has decided that the best way to fight growing violence in his city is… Wait for it…prayer.It...
View ArticleCrazed Evangelical Attacks Teenage Girls
This weekend I happened upon a video that by now, most of you have seen. It’s a crazy man verbally attacking teenage girls about how they’re dressed. Most of the articles read he “confronted” the...
View ArticleWhy Violence is the Language of the Evangelical
It was a bracing moment for all those who worry about the radicalism of Evangelicals and their embolden threats against those with whom they disagree. We call it “the Insurrection.” That moment when...
View ArticleThe Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict and a Little Advice from Jesus
The verdict has been handed down: Acquitted on all charges. The response, for the most part, is what we would expect. To the ammosexual, this was a resounding shot across the bow to all those who...
View ArticleMitch Please! Learn from Jesus!
It was offensive, there’s no doubt. Was it a Freudian slip, or just saying the quiet part out loud? Either way, it caught our attention. While defending his decision to prevent a voter’s rights bill...
View ArticleStudent Loan Forgiveness vs the Parable of the Vineyard
One of Biden’s campaign promises when he ran for president was the forgiveness of at least some of America’s student loan debt. Not surprising, it’s controversial, and for a lot of reasons. There are...
View ArticleJesus, Guns, Children, and Ted Cruz
In another frustrating and agonizing version of Here we F*cking Go Again; another sick-and-twisted déjà vu, we get word of yet another mass shooting within the United States of America. This time in...
View ArticleMTG Pushes up the Rhetoric
It was the weirdest (scariest) thing. Marjorie Taylor Green, at a Trump rally in Michigan this week claimed that Democrats are murdering Republicans and the killings have already begun. While any sane...
View ArticlePsychiatrists and Psychologists are the Reason we’re so Dysfunctional
If you look at America’s problems; gun violence, suicide, acting out, craziness… according to health care professionals, it’s all about mental health. We need better responses to mental health....
View ArticleRon DeSantis: Where the Teachings of Jesus Go to Die
The term woke has been getting an intense workout of late. Jake Tapper asked Nikki Haley to define woke on a CNN town meeting. Haley couldn’t define it, but she did offer this nice word salad:“The idea...
View ArticleIt turns out Jesus is a Liberal After All
It's a fun argument to watch on social media. On the one hand, you have the Conservative, and on the other, the Liberal. Both arguing about an entity neither of them believes in… Jesus. When a liberal...
View Article9-11: Remembering Flight 11
Every year, this date rolls around, and every year, whether subconsciously or consciously, it brings with it a significant amount of pent-up emotion. It’s the day the United States was attacked by...
View ArticleDonald Trump is the Evangelical God
Impeached twice. Indicted 4 times, with 91 felony charges. A civil convicted rapist. The most prolific liar on earth. Serial adulterer. Pussy grabber/Molester of women. Incestuous father. Selfish....
View ArticleJesus is NOT the Answer, but He Taught us how to Pray
Things are crazy in America. We’re operating without a Speaker of the House for the first time in our history. Our Congress is full of Climate Change/Science deniers. An entire political party has sold...
View ArticleSilent Night: The Real Story
Around Christmas, I like to share this little ditty I whipped up a few years ago (even though it’s not a ditty, and I didn’t whip anything). It involves the Nativity and the Christmas carols that have...
View ArticleThe Abomination that is the Texas Governor
At first, this may seem like clickbait. It’s not meant to be, though it will probably get people’s attention, not to mention their ire. But I’ve grown extremely frustrated—to the point of anger—at the...
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